Sunday, July 20, 2008

How to Install Turkish Language on your iPhone

Okay, so this took me quite a long time to find so I thought I would make it easy for any other Turkish family or American family with a Turkish relative that needs the Turkish language on their iPhone. I hope this helps.

1)Connect your iPhone to the internet by way of wifi.
2)On the home page of your iPhone go to 'Installer'.
3)You will see a list of packages to install. You will need to download a package to install it.
4)Up in the left hand corner touch 'add'. (you are adding a source)
5)Then type in the following URL > http://niffob.com/triphone.xml and enter.
6)You will now see the Turkish app in the list.
7)Click on it to go to it's list. You will see Türkçe Dili.
8)Install that.
9)Now go to Settings > General > Language and there it is; Turkish.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Best Online Storage Available

I sometimes check out different online storage deals at godaddy and 1&1 but nobody has the best online storage deal I have. It is over 6 GB for free.

It is simple and here's how I do it. I only have one email at gmail.com. With it I am able to have up to 6GB of email storage and it is constantly going up. For backup files I want to store like Quickbooks files and the like, I just compose an email to myself. I attach the file I want to save. I can save up to 20 mb per email. Then I just save it as a draft. I don't even send it to myself. So all my backup folders are in my 'draft' folder on my gmail.

Sweet huh?

So godaddy, and 1&1, be glad you can collect money for your paltry 1 and 2 GB storage solutions. I'll stay with my free 6 GB solution.

over and out!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Best Deal for E Faxing

I'd like to tell you about an email fax company that I have been using for 8 years now. They don't advertise as I can tell. I never read about them in any magazine. I think all this helps me understand how they can be so good and so cheap at the same time.
The company website is www.Faxaway.com.

Here's the skinny; you sign up, pay them $10 and you now have a fax number that anybody can send you faxes from now till the earth burns up in the sun. All incoming faxes are free and they come direct to your email. The $10 is for outgoing faxes. You can send an email with your fax in .PDF for example attached, no subject, no body. Just send it to xxxxxxxxxx@faxaway.com and they convert it to an outgoing fax to the xx.. number. You then get an email confirmation that it has gone. Usually they run about .11 cents per page. I also fax international for about $1.00 a page. Not bad at all. I like it because I can use it anywhere I move or use the internet. I don't have to have a clunky fax machine next to my desk, buying special paper or even using electricity.

I've used eFax before and did just not like it. I don't know how it is for friendliness now, but back then it was not working for me. Also, it was $15.99 a month then if you used it or not!!
Now it is $16.95 and still a rip off. Faxaway.com has them beat to a pulp.

You can see from Faxaway's website they are not a VC invested company and not polished.
But boy they work like a charm and with no monthly fee, who cannot like that?

That's all for now.

Ciao

Monday, May 26, 2008

My Experience on Lending Money to Family and Friends

There is an old saying, "The quickest way to lose a friend is to loan them money."
Another one is "If you loan someone money, don't expect it back."
And there is more of course. I'm sure since money was invented there have been problems with loaning money. Just look at the pickle banks are in now after loaning out billions to housebuyers of 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2006 etc.

My experience with family is this. They borrow money with the promise of a quick payback. "Oh, I'll pay you back right away." I've also heard "I'll pay you back in ten days."
Well, right away is not the same 'right away' that is applied to emergency room vernacular.
Take my brother-in-law. He lives in another land and wanted a iPhone. I thought, okay, he knows what he is doing, he knows if he can afford the iPhone or not, he is 38 for God's sake.
He promises to pay as soon as he gets it. He gets it, no word on the money. I look in the bank, hmm, no wire today. We call, "I'll pay in ten days." Ten days come and go and no money. We call back, "Oh, they cut off our electric, and they are threatening to cut off electric to our store.

Now I'm pretty good with finances and I realize not everybody is that good, but I would think that if your finances are so slim that you may not be able to pay your electric then you probably shouldn't be buying an iPhone for $535. I mean I don't even talk on an iPhone. I got one of those cheap phones they advertise for $50 to get you to sign a two year contract. So my solution was to say, "Okay, so your in a bit of a crunch and you can't afford to pay it back. No problem, just give it to your father (whom I love and know he loves gadgets) and when you can afford to buy it you can get it back from him." It was paid the next week. But I am in the dog house for requesting the money. How dare I ask for the money when they are having such a rough time with money. Uh, Hello!!, I didn't order the iPhone, I am pretty well off and I don't have an iPhone so why am I the bad guy in this?

Here's another story. I had a dirt-bike for sale and my nephew wanted it. Okay, he was 25 and should be able to make his own decisions. Well he got behind on payments and didn't pay, didn't pay. I said hey if you can't pay just give me the bike back. He finally paid, but my sister was quite upset with me. "You shouldn't have sold him the bike." she said. So there I was the bad guy again. How dare I think someone is financially responsible to make a purchase decision. And how dare I ask for repayment when I am doing so well.

I think when you have money more people think you don't need it as bad as them and it is okay to not pay you back. As my brother-in-law even mentioned to my mother-in-law "Joe don't need an iPhone, he has money." Ya, just walk all over me like I'm a doormat because I got so much money I won't miss a little here and there.

My neighbor even borrowed $xx G's from me and didn't pay it back when he said he would. He lost it on a deposit on a condominium gamble even after there were over a year of signs that the market was over for condominiums. "But it is such a good deal, I can't lose." But that is a whole other blog.

So why would I get upset on people not paying me back that are less fortunate than me? Well it has to do with things like 'respect' and 'keeping your word' but I'm such a stuffy guy on those subjects too I guess. Hell let me just throw all my money up in the air and let it flutter around on a windy day, hell I got so much anyway. So you see the qualities one needs to accumulate money are the same qualities that you will be castrated over when you ask for a loan back.

I'm 46 and I finally learned my lesson. You want the latest computer or gadget, don't have the money and want me to buy it for you. Well here's how I work now; if you want something, send me the money and I will buy it for you. You want a loan? I need collateral like the title on your Porsche or a piece of land you own free and clear.

Better yet, I don't have any money, I'm poor too. I spend too much at Las Vegas when I go.
In fact that's what I'm going to start telling my relatives. I have a gambling problem and I am in need of a loan, can you help me? Ha, I may never here from them again. Hmm, would that be so bad?

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Merchant Processors the new Merchant Pirates?

Man, nothing gripes my ass more than surprise fees. Especially when they are like $250.00. That is what Moneris Solutions is going to charge me if I terminate my contract with them early. First of all I started with my bank to process my credit card transactions in 1999. Then they were bought out by somebody a few years after that and they switched card processors to Moneris Solutions. A nice letter came in the mail of the transition, but I have no recollection that I was informed that I was now signed up for three years terms renewed automatically forever without a letter of cancellation and if I terminated early I would be required to pay a $250.00 early cancellation fee.

First of all, if your service is good and you provide good customer service, do you really have to lock in your customer to a three year term?

And if they want to leave do you really want to zing them for $250.00 and have them write a blog about the outlandish fee on the internet?

It reminds me of my first foray into processing credit cards. I was new to the game and signed up with a company who promised low fees and ease of use. The contract was large and my eagerness to just get a merchant account caused me to overlook the fine print that the internet link to process credit cards, was actually software that I purchased for $1600.00. What a con that was and what a nightmare to get out of that one. I could tell the person on the other end of the phone was kind of sheepish and sorry that I got zinged by their company and crooked boss.

So I did a little better I thought with my new bank, until 2008 when I found Bank of America was charging less for discount rates and a heck of a lot easier to use.

Well Moneris Solutions, you got me. You got your fucking $250.00 and I hope you ball it up and stick it up your fucking ass.

Newbies to credit card processing, beware the waters are filled with sharks who pray on new businesses.

As for me, thanks Bank of America. You've been doing me good for years now on many products like checking, home mortgages, payroll, and now credit card processing.

Over and out.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Making MagicJack or Magic Jack work on Wireless

How to make MajicJack work on a wireless network.

Regular wireless is called 802.11g or "G" wireless.
The new wireless is 802.11n or "N" wireless.
MagicJack needs 80Kbs or 80 Kilo Bits Per second.
G wireless is 54 Kbs
N wireless is 540 Kbs.
Plenty for Magicjack.
If you want wireless and MagicJack to work well you need N wireless.
A N wireless router would be about $200 and a receiver for your laptop
would be about $80.
So a N wireless system for your laptop would be about $280. This is as of 4/27/2008.

And that's your turd of wisdom for the day.

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